Meh, so what's new?

Things that I learned about myself these past two weeks that appall me:

1. I really like the new Britney Spears album *shudder*
2. I find CSI boring In fact, I find most TV boring
   
3. I can play Guitar Hero better than I can play my violin
4. I've only wanted to wear three pairs of shoes in the past year.
5. All three pairs are comfort shoes: 1 birkenstock sandal, 1 mary jane by Dansk, and 1 snow boot by Sorel
6. I'd rather eat snacks than a full meal
7. I'm getting old people problems: I squint at people, I'm terrified of those rascally teenagers on their skateboards and scooters, I can't hear very well, my joints hurt when it's cold outside, I hate most new music, and I'm cranky
8. I spend more time reading perez hilton than the new yorker
9. I call my students "my kids"
10. I would rather sit at home and do nothing than go to a party